I climbed to the roof of the house today and found myself on a rather slippery slope. When the girl came outside I mewed plaintively, and she climbed a ladder and brought me down. I thanked her with a very loud purr. Now I'm sitting here pondering the meaning of being human. I haven't quite figured out what I should do with my tail when I sit up like this, but if I do well enough, perhaps they will let me join them at the table during meal times, don't you think?